getting dead sea in your eye hurts real bad

so it might not be a good idea to splash very much when you're bobbing up and down. but if you DO get dead sea in your eye, don't use your hand to rub your eye because chances are, you also have dead sea on your hand. after looking helplessly around you, you'll probably realize that the only way to remedy the situation is go to the showers on the beach. this task is made considerably more difficult because you now only have one functioning eye which severely hinders your depth perception. but you will probably make it to the shower, despite stumbling like a drunkard, and you will rinse the dead sea out of your eye and all will be well. but whatever you do, no matter how tempting it is, don't taste the dead sea. it is so much grosser than regular ocean water. trust me on this one.