i feel like a stay-at-home mom without kids.

look at me! blogging three days in a row!

that's what happens when you're unemployed. which i am. i wear my strawberry shortcake pjs WAY more than i should and i feel like i'm real live friends with elliot stabler. i sleep in until 7 or 8 every morning. i've already done all the cleaning and organizing i usually put off. i spend most of my time looking for jobs that i am not qualified for and then writing cover letters trying to convince people that i can do more than make third graders laugh at my silly jokes. i text and chat my friends and family who are actually working and try to get them to entertain me. (thank goodness deba and george hate their jobs and are more than willing to entertain me.) one time i was chatting sara and she had to go to lunch break and she said "i'll be back at 1" and i said, "well, that's right during second naptime, so i might not be here." and i wasn't. i was sleeping. i have plenty of time to do lots of things like greek festival on a WEEKDAY! and going to morning gym classes and hanging out with friends and volunteering and trying new elaborate recipes and running in the park when there is sunshine. unfortunately, i also have no excuse NOT to go to the scrapbook expo with deba. so all in all, unemployment is pretty fun. except that my bank account seems to be leaking money.

but today i had an interview. if someone called you and said, "we'd like to interview you." and you were thinking "hmmm, what should i wear for my interview?" would you instantly think of faded black jeans and a white t-shirt that is inside out? no? neither would i. but that's what the woman next to me was wearing. yeah. she was. and i'm pretty sure she hadn't combed her hair in a week. this is what i'm up against. and nobody wants me.

but other than that and the plumbing problem at zions bank, i love my belated summer vacation. i'm pretty sure that i will be crazy by october and homeless and bankrupt by spring. unless they decide to hire me over the t-shirt lady, but at this point, it's not looking good.

i will be back tomorrow, yes siree. i might even do one of those trendy giveaways. (do i have to give away some craft i made or can i just find some junk lying around and send it someone?) tomorrow i will be discussing a band that is not cake. (for once.)

you're excited. i know.