a pictorial list of crime shows or "unemployment leads to couch potatoitis."

yeah, i really need a job. but until that happens, this is what i'm going to do.

my favorite crime shows (in order of preference):

the crime show that i hate more than anything in the world because the two young guys are dopes and are always flicking each other and the israeli girl is such a smug know-it-all and yeah right, they'd let that gothic girl dress that way at work:




rationale (because i've got the time):

i love everything about criminal minds except agent derek morgan's eyebrows.
i love everything about svu, but it is less exciting than criminal minds.
i have a major crush on jack malone. he is so smart.
cold case makes me cry happy tears and they always provide closure for the victim's ghost who randomly appears throughout the show.
the other law and order shows are just back-ups if my favorites aren't on.
the csi shows have some ridiculous puns and i hate that horatio caine is ALWAYS looking sideways over his sunglasses. sometimes he'll put his sunglasses on JUST so he can look sideways over them. ugh.

ok, now i'll go be productive.