- maybe when you're a man over 60, mentioning to me in your first email that you are looking for a woman of child bearing age isn't the best idea.
- you are 40. surely you can find a picture more recent than your senior portrait.
- my dad is 52. if you are closer to his age than mine, i'm sure he'd love to hang out with you.
- asking for pictures of me in a bikini (or less) the first time we chat is a big no-no. at least wait until our second chat. (i jest. don't ever ask, pervert.)
- this isn't hornypeople.com. so please never use the phrase "give it to you like a porn star" in your correspondence.
- hey, 21-year-old college junior, telling me that you're looking for a cougar isn't a good pick up line.
- another pick up line that you should avoid is: "so what kind of baggage do you bring to the table?"
- if you're going to ask me on a date, plan to pay for it...or at least for your half.
- i am 5'7". if you only come up to my eyes, you are not 5'10".
- i know you're a doctor. i remembered from the first 63 times you mentioned it.
- "lol" and "jk" are not only stupid, they don't make your disrespectful comments any less rude.
- your = pronoun indicating possession by you or yourself. you're = you are.
don't worry though, at least my mom's on your side. she says i should give you a chance even though you have difficulty stringing words together into a coherent sentence. she says that maybe, although every email i get from you is boring and you have never once made a joke or anything resembling a joke, you might be funny in real life. she says that maybe you chose the picture that makes you look like a mouth breather (you know, the one with your mouth hanging open) because it honestly didn't occur to you to consider that people would actually be looking at this picture. good thing i've learned not to listen to deba.
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Girl- You gotta give them a chance. Not the rude pervs, of course, but the ones you think are boring or not cute enough or can't spell (Because does spelling really matter? no! It doesn't frenching matter! I promise you. It doesn't.) In 9 months I did a lot of self discovery, read a ton of relationship advice, threw myself into online dating, went on 14 first dates, talked to a lot of guys in email, text, and on the phone and finally! I found the one. But he wouldn't have been my first pick online. Shoot, it took me 3 dates with him to even know if I liked him. He brags he knew after the 2nd one. :) Anyway, I'm just really passionate about everyone finding their soulmate so I'm in your corner. And, I'm in the guys that you didn't give a chance corner but I am not in the rude, pervs corner.
no no no no no no!
if the guy cannot get the difference between your and you're it's a NO.
unless he likes to mix them up on purpose every once in a while to be funny. that OF COURSE would be fine.
I think your super awesome and your just going to have to keep looking for that super awesome guy that steps up to you're plate. no losers you don't know of you're awesomeness. that's all I've got to say about you're coolness.
Sounds kinda brutal (not you, but online dating). Good luck, and maybe he wanted a BYU cougar? Ok, probably not.
Your an artist!! Don't settle for anything less than perfect in you're eyes!
i'm laughing, but i'm crying inside. people who say "give 'em a chance" really don't know what is lurking out there. and "your" vs "you're" ?? dealbreaker. no one wants to hook up with the village idiot.
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