Monday, December 23, 2013

2012: sweetpagene family christmas letter

hello friends,

the sweetpagene family hopes that your 2012 was a wonderful year.  yes, we know that 2013 is almost over and that we really need to get with the program.  but first things first.  jeez.

january: started part-time job at an unnamed school that should have been named "military training camp for hitler youth"

february: found my bestie.


march: achieved fame and fortune after starring in a music video. 
 just kidding about the fame...and fortune.

april: visited robin in florida. won the hearts of three of her children. ate a key lime shake.  played the lotto. won $2.  read more here.

may: went back to the school where i started teaching, begged for my job back, and was reinstated as supreme queen third grade teacher.

june: started my fifth and final summer summer in switzerland.  followed tradition and ate way too many french fries in the dining hall.

july: visited the beehive house, very disappointed.  organized an assassin game.  shamed an assassin cheater.  got back to my roots at the demolition derby.

august: found out my classroom had been robbed. saw these guys in concert.

september: pretended to be a rodeo queen.

went to a wailers concert. went home before the wailers performed. was very mad about that.

october: visited some friends in boston.  nearly overdosed on boston's charm.  was outrun in my second half marathon by a speed walking granny.

november: agreed to set a goal with lyndsey to run 13 half marathons (13.1 miles) in 2013.  listened to the entire beatles catalog while driving to san diego.  stayed awake through a three-hour movie. became an aunt again.

december: kicked myself for saying yes to lyndsey's stupid idea.  sang karaoke for the first time.  got some food storage.

so long, 2012!  good riddance!

2011

2 comments:

LeShel said...

hooray!!

Cheryl Houston said...

Can't wait to hear about 2013 and all those half marathons. I'm pretty disappointed that we didn't get any stories about the military training camp.

Write more!

Love, some crazy stalker