some real important issues here.

*my washer stinks again.  bleach and vinegar weren't powerful enough.  i think it's time for an exorcism.

*i am 7 days into the new me.  and no, it's not an ab roller, ANNA.  my calves hurt real bad though.

*i met a really cute guy on new year's eve. between that and my new orange-striped sweater, i thought 2014 was off to a great start.  he is unemployed and planning to make it big with his band.  but really, it was his attempt to have a saturday night booty call that sealed the deal: man of my dreams. obviously.

*i bowled a 106 on saturday.  i expect the endorsement deals to start rolling in any day now.

*i needed one red bell pepper. but i bought a bag of SIX at costco.  when will i learn that not everything needs to be bought in bulk?  IT'S NOT A BARGAIN IF YOU WASTE FIVE, SWEETPAGENE!!!!   if you need a red bell pepper, i'm your girl.

*last monday, i was so eager to get home and work on my puzzle that i turned down an invitation from fun people who wanted to do fun things.  then i felt real sad about being such a big nerd.  but then i drowned my sorrows in a nice 1000 piece puzzle and everything was fine.